In history, we don’t say “I love you,” we say “Hey, remember that awful thing that happened to one of your favorite historical figures,” which translates to “I am going to enjoy your pain until you remind me of something equally painful that happened to one of my favorite historical figures and then we can cry together,” and I think that’s beautiful.
"the founders wouldn’t have wanted america to be like this"
1) no one cares
2) times change so the politics must change with it
3) shut up
Also the Founding Fathers were individual people with individual opinions who often didn’t agree on anything.
Only true 1790s kids will get this.