i love that world war 2 is called world war 2
it sounds like the sequel to an action movie
“WORLD WAR 2….
GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME….
this has a great deal of accuracy though
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
- The Continentalist: This new government sucks.
- The Federalist: Buy this Constitution now.
- Report on Public Credit: We're broke.
- Pacificus: You need an army and fleet to fight a war, guys.
- Phocion: Why I hate Jefferson.
- Report on Manufactures: You want economic independence from Britain? Make your own shit.
- Camillus: I'm not kidding, we're not ready for war yet. Shut up about the Jay Treaty already.
- Philo Camillus: Goddamn I'm awesome.
- Reynolds Pamphlet: I'm not supplying this guy insider information, I'm just banging his wife. I have principles.
- Adams Pamphlet: The president was mean.
- The Examination: Why I /really/ hate Jefferson.