Sum of Memories: If the Founding Fathers Had... →
publius-esquire: George Washington: Would use a simple template and dedicate his blog mostly to his farm work; what crops are doing well and what grows best in what soil, and where to get the best beer in the country. It’s not a terribly active blog. Accidentally became tumblr famous. He’s…
vonlipwig: vonlipwig: hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand? the band, i mean not the archduke of austria i know what happened to the archduke of austria
babyangelcastiel: drilltowardstheheavens: donkeykongcountry2: i love that world war 2 is called world war 2 it sounds like the sequel to an action movie “WORLD WAR 2…. GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME…. IT’S PERSONAL” this has a great deal of accuracy though #god it better not be a trilogy
ticklishbutts: theladyofpie: ticklishbutts: the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis Holy shit, that’s spot on I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
awesomemusicaloftheday: twelvejammiedodgers-andafez: on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter how bad is your idea Killing Archduke Franz Ferdinand
Alexander Hamilton's Important Papers Summarized
The Continentalist: This new government sucks.
The Federalist: Buy this Constitution now.
Report on Public Credit: We're broke.
Pacificus: You need an army and fleet to fight a war, guys.
Phocion: Why I hate Jefferson.
Report on Manufactures: You want economic independence from Britain? Make your own shit.
Camillus: I'm not kidding, we're not ready for war yet. Shut up about the Jay Treaty already.
Philo Camillus: Goddamn I'm awesome.
Reynolds Pamphlet: I'm not supplying this guy insider information, I'm just banging his wife. I have principles.
Adams Pamphlet: The president was mean.
The Examination: Why I /really/ hate Jefferson.
boku-no-kiku: books about history!! learning about recent history!! learning about ancient history!! learning about history history
doctorspockspaceman: canatii: doctorspockspaceman: SOMEBODY GIVE ME A REASON TO USE THIS GIF THE BRITISH ARE COMING
bloggish: Sometimes countries are monarchies Sometimes countries are republics Sometimes are empires Sometimes countries transition from one of these forms of government to another And then there’s France:
metallickah: unrealthings: batreaux: this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels* and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda* #Bed Bath and Bolsheviks #communism works on paper but not on tile or marble
thefollyofseward: April 13th, 1743 - April 13th, 2013 Happy 270th Birthday, Mr. Jefferson!
I love you, Sarah. For all eternity, I love you.– Last words of President James K. Polk, spoken to his wife Sarah (1795-1849)
Brutus: And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 23 times.
trisarahdactyl: michaelceratops: osointricate: I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. “whats a movie” #’fuck you im not going into another theater’ I’m sure he’d read the book though =P
Bromancing the Stone: Inappropriate things to do... →
mauslein: I’m a big fan of nostalgia and games and, well, drinks. So naturally, this happened. A LIBERTY’S KIDS DRINKING GAME 1. Drink every time it blows your mind that Aaron Carter is singing the theme song (take a shot if you didn’t know that before right now.) 2. Waterfall…
The Origins of America's Two-Party System, Or So...
Washington: All right, we have this new nation, we're going to show the world we can do this the right way. Just no factions, we clear?
Jefferson: I'm not really feeling this administration. Bad mojo.
Hamilton: Who invited you?
Jefferson: Too much. Too much monarchy.
Adams: I don't think that means what you think it means.
Jefferson: I think I know something about republicanism. I supported republicanism before we dumped the tea.
Adams: Jump on that bandwagon harder, Virginia wishes it were as republican as Massachusetts.
Jefferson: We're so republican we'll just call ourselves Republicans.
Hamilton: You wish it were that easy.
Adams: What, like your mother?
Jefferson: I'm outta this Cabinet. Fans of real republicanism, follow me.
Hamilton: Fine, no one wanted you, anyways. We'll make our own club.
Washington: I'm sorry, did I fucking stutter?
hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81 what about that one mexican...
I found Gizoogle today →
strawberry-fox: Our thugged-out asses hold these truths ta be self-evident, dat all pimps is pimped equal, dat they is endowed by they Creator wit certain unalienable Rights, dat among these is Life, Liberty n’ tha pursuit of Happiness Yo dogg, dis be da best tranzlashion ofall timez!
Sexy U.S. Presidents: Would You Hit It Or Quit It? →
fluffy-homosexuals: This is wonderful
hotapplestrider: twelvejammiedodgers-andafez: on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter how bad is your idea rejecting hitler from art school
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You Know You're a History Major When...
Dad: Happy v-day.
Tumblr: HAPPY VDAY!
Facebook: Happy v-day, guys!
Me: V-day? What is this, WWII?
clavid: apparently i’m a slave 4 u is not an appropriate song to put on a powerpoint about the 13th amendment
hamiltonismyhomeboy: Oh, Mr. Hancock.
the-fisher-queen: people who don’t know anything about history shouldn’t talk about history as though they’re the ultimate expert on it. just a thought. I’m looking at you, Fox News
You Know You're a History Geek When... #9
…you want to name your children after historical figures. Thanks to mrspotus
You Know You're a History Geek When... #8
…you can’t fit all of your history feels into a five page paper.
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You Know You're a History Geek When... #7
…you refuse to call Theodore Roosevelt “Teddy”.
You Know You're a History Geek When... #6
…you pass other classes using your extensive knowledge of history.
You Know You're a History Geek When... #5
…your friends are bombarded by facts that you find “fun” but they don’t.
You Know You're a History Geek When... #4
…historical inaccuracies in movies make you cry.
You Know You're a History Geek When... #3
…your friends refuse to play trivia games with you.